princess-jos:

Today in English a kid was duct taped to a chair (long story) and my teacher was reading to us and all was good. Then, the end of class came, and the kid started to break out of the duct tape, my teacher paused her reading and said “wow you broke out of that like Hercules” I thought it was just a sassy remark in my head but turns out I said “honey you mean HUNKULES” very loud. VERY. And two kids cried.

(via p-e-a-n-u-t-s)