broackobama:

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: i don’t understand the concept of mermaid man and barnacle boy. are they supposed to be average sized humans? if they are then does that mean that spongebob and all the citizens of bikini bottom are actually human sized? how did they get so big? how come in the spongebob movie when spongebob and patrick are on the beach they are so tiny compared to david hasselhoff and the other people on the beach? are these regular sized human beings or are they actually giants? if they’re regular size then why are mermaid man and barnacle boy so tiny? how did they get that tiny?

(Source: fxckbro, via fag)