newtmasboner:

I feel like the glade would be like mean girls like

“The boy with those eyebrows over there, he made ‘eyebrows on fleek’ a thing”

“That guy over there, I heard he makes hair commercials in wicked headquarters”

“Those two guys other there with the blonde and dark hair, yea well I heard they like to do ‘eye sex’ towards each other”

“I heard that Teresa girl has mood swings, so that why she’s always loving and hating that gay guy”

(Source: vamphye)